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Elliott Hester
With
more than 1 billion inhabitants speaking 18 major
languages and at least 1,000 minor languages and
dialects, India–the birthplace of Hinduism–is
indeed one of the world's most fascinating cultures.
But
during my first morning in the capital city of Delhi,
as Hindu prayer music blasted from the temple across
the street from my 1-star hotel, it wasn't language or
religion that made my jaw drop when I looked out the
window. I was shocked, instead, by the sight of cows.
Three of them. The chubby bovine creatures ambled down
the street among cars and pedestrians. No one seemed
to notice the cows but me.
After
spending a few days in the country, I began to
understand why.
According
to Hindu scripture, cows represent nurturing and
fertility. Bulls, though more aggressive, command
divine respect because the Hindu God, Shiva, is often
depicted riding one of them. As a result, these
animals are considered sacred. They are allowed to
roam freely through tiny villages, midsized towns and
large metropolitan areas, creating surreal images that
might make Salvador Dali grin from the grave.
I
once saw a cow standing among eight or nine men on a
busy street. Ruminating thoughtfully, tail flicking
lazily against its own hide, the cow seemed to be
contemplating human conversation.
I
watched a bull march straight down the middle of
pedestrian lane, nudging people out of the way with a
flick of its horns. It seemed to understand who had
the right of way.
I
saw cows reposing peacefully beneath the shade of
trees, rummaging through garbage dumps, grazing in
city parks, and eating from the hands of loving Hindus
who care for the sacred animals as if they were
communal pets.
And
I watched in disbelief as cows made the city's
insufferable traffic jams even worse.
Consider,
for example, my excursion to Jama Masjid, the
country's largest mosque. I left my room at the Hotel
Ajanta ($14 U.S. per day) and stepped into the heat of
Arakashan Road. The dusty, partially-paved path is
crammed with slouching wooden shops, mobile food
vendors, and a slew of hotels and hostels that provide
basic accommodation for as little as $5 or $6.
Like
many of Delhi's two-way streets which seem too narrow
to accommodate even one-way traffic, Arakashan is
overrun by a hodgepodge of zigzagging vehicles: cars,
buses, trucks, motorbikes, bicycle-rickshaws,
bicycles, push carts, ox-driven carts and the
ubiquitous three-wheeled auto-rickshaws that weave
through the resulting traffic jams better that any
competitor.
I
hopped into a passing auto-rickshaw and negotiated a
$5 round-trip fare. For this price, the driver agreed
to wait two hours while I visited the mosque, where
20,000 Muslims sometimes worship at one time.
Driving,
I soon learned, is just one of many aspects that makes
India so exciting.
The
30-minute drive to Jama Masjid was rife with drama and
adventure. After leaving Arakashan Road, we turned
onto a major thoroughfare and were overwhelmed by a
traffic jam, the likes of which I've never seen
before. Vehicles came at us from a dozen different
directions. Horns screeched persistently, breaks
squealed, engines revved impatiently.
Like
a rugby player slamming into the scrum, my driver
wedged the auto-rickshaw into the swarm of vehicles.
He manipulated the throttle, inching past a
bicycle-rickshaw whose driver did not have a good
angle. We pushed past wobbling ox-driven carts that
could have rolled off the set of a 16th-century period
film. We moved past massive trucks that spewed clouds
of black exhaust. We bobbed through a sea of
rickshaws, and past countless pedestrians who braved
the narrow gaps between vehicles.
The
mid-afternoon temperature hovered around 105 degrees.
Heat and auto exhaust combined to brew a oily broth
that swept through the open carriage and stuck to my
skin. Every few minutes or so, the driver would hawk
up a big gob of spit, and let it fly. Such is the
adventure of driving through Delhi.
At
one point we found ourselves behind a big black bull
that moved through the street in slow motion. Vehicles
skirted around the revered animal as if there were an
invisible force field protecting it. But no matter how
hard my driver tried, he could not navigate around the
bull. Automobiles and rickshaws had us hemmed in on
both sides and from the rear.
We
rolled along, a few respectful inches behind the bull,
waiting for an opportunity to pass. I sat there on the
sticky vinyl seat, as my driver abruptly angled left
and stopped, leaving the bull's enormous posterior
mere inches from my face.
That's
when the unthinkable happened. The creature's tail
suddenly rose in the air. It stopped walking, either
to concentrate on the moment at hand or because the
cars in front had restricted forward progress. I was
then given an up-close-and-personal view of an act you
don't read about in tourist brochures. An act that
occurs a thousand times each day in Delhi, an act that
gives the city a special farm-like air.
Afterward,
the bull sat down right there in front of us,
oblivious to the traffic mess which had now been
exacerbated.
When
we finally reached Jama Masjid, I lumbered from the
auto-rickshaw and walked toward the crowd ascending
the stairway. But before I reached the first step of
the beautiful 350-year-old mosque, before entering one
of three massive gateways and climbing the great
120-foot minaret to gaze at the sprawling city below,
before any of this, I stepped in something. Something
soft and mushy, left behind by a sacred cow.
Elliott Hester has given up his day job to travel around the world for one year. His dispatches appear regularly in Travel.
Next stop:
Mysore,
India.
Contact Elliott at megoglobal@hotmail.com
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